Larry The Cable Guy, some weird faced snobby girl, Jenny McCarthy, Julia Roberts’ brother. A comedy where a sheriff rescues a woman from a kidnapping.

Seriously, who gives Larry the Cable Guy the means to continue making crappy movies and comedy specials? Are retarded people even allowed to leave their retarded villages to go to the movies? It’s not so much that Larry the Cable Guy isn’t funny, which he isn’t, but it’s the fact that he isn’t even from the south. Sorry to burst your bubble but he’s some yankee from Nebraska who probably drove a hybrid car and farts away from public after he eats his tofu patties. He is fat though. And probably has diabetes. He probably also beats his wife to get into “character.” And I bet he smells like a wet dog.