October 30, 2007

Trailers: The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

Emily Watson, that kid from Millions, a fantasy adventure.

I hope kids will watch this movie and think they can befriend the Loch Ness Monster. Then, while they’re on vacation, and their mom is churning butter or whatever the crap Scottish people do, they will stick their hand out to pet said Loch Ness Monster, and then it will rip their arm off and eat it. And then the local news will come and be like “oh, what happened?” And you’ll be like “I thought I could pet the water horse.” And they’ll be like “it’s not a water horse, it’s a monster.” And you’ll be like “oh, well that movie was wrong.” And then you’ll die of blood loss because you wanted your 15 seconds of fame instead of medical attention.

Written by atrailerpark at 10:55 am |

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