December 31, 2007

Trailers: The Killing of John Lennon

A drama based on Mark David Chapman, the guy that killed John Lennon.

So it seems the hip thing to do is dramatize the killing of John Lennon. There’s this, and whatever that movie Jared Leto was in where his research for the role was eating whole pizzas in one sitting. Did anyone see that movie? “Not I,” said the swan. I know it’s cliche’ now, but I hate Jared Leto. He’s basically hooked up with every female celebrity any heterosexual male would want to take out for crab legs, and he’s still a douche magnet. And what about that band 30 Seconds to Mars? They sound like two cats having tea. Granted, he’s been in some good movies, but only in supporting roles where he gets mauled by bears or axes. And ‘Requiem for a Dream’ doesn’t count because the star was the story. The star definitely wasn’t that Wayans brother. When are they stars? And Jared Leto was in ‘Panic Room.’ With dreads in his stupid hair. With Forrest Whitaker. Who won an Oscar. But not for that. Anywho, I’m sure that movie was stupid, and this is going to be stupid, but not as stupid as Jared Leto.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:00 am |

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