Paris Hilton, Christine Lakin, Joel Moore, that douchey comedian on VH1 who actually goes by the name ‘The Greg Wilson,’ a comedy where a guy tries to get an ugly girl a boyfriend so he can date her more attractive best friend.
I have a lot of problems with this film beside that fact that Paris Hilton stars in it and she apparently made up the title too. I did some research on this movie. And by some, I mean I just wanted to see if there were any nudie parts to look forward to. There aren’t. But I also ran across some other useless knowledge. Remember that TGIF show ‘Step by Step’ starring Suzanne Somers, Patrick Duffy, and their six annoying kids? I just realized this is a direct ripoff of ‘The Brady Bunch.’ Yay for no original ideas, Hollywood. Anyway, the “Nottie” in this movie was Al from that show. Remember? Frank Lambert’s butchy daughter who was kind of hot. Well she’s really hot now. So hot in fact that they had to put 3 inches of prosthetics all over her face to make her the ugly friend. If you’re reading this Al, I’ll take you out for a steak dinner. Unless you’re one of those hippie Hollywood types. Then you can watch me eat my steak while I pay less for your Caesar salad. We can talk about important things like the war in Iraq, philosophy, and what Bronson Pinchot is like.