Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Spencer Breslin. An M. Night Shyamalan thriller where people start dieing randomly.
So Mark Wahlberg plays a high school teacher that cares about his students and the poison that’s killing off humanity. No one is going to buy that Mark Wahlberg cares about anybody, unless his pecs or a gang of supermodels start dieing off too. Also, no one is going to buy that Mark Wahlberg plays a teacher. I was still wondering if he knew how to read. Everyone hedge your bets on the twist M. Night Shyamalan comes up with this go around. My guess is that there’s a narcolepsy convention in town and everyone is just sleeping. To save the day, Mark Wahlberg ties two pot tops in between his legs and puts a bass drum around his waste whilst singing ragtime tunes. Just in the knick of time too, before they sleep… forever.