December 21, 2007

Trailers: The Forbidden Kingdom

Michael Angarano, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, a kung fu action adventure.

Long story short, some idiot kid finds a stick with magical powers that give him the ability to do karate. He hangs out with Jackie Chan who eats with his mouth open and beats up on ninja women. Jet Li is apparently in here somewhere too, and I’d venture a guess that his spin kicks give him the ability to do that helicopter kick Ryu used in Street Fighter when you got bored of using that thing where he shoots fireballs from his hands.

Written by atrailerpark at 11:26 am |

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