December 28, 2007

Trailers: The Duchess

Keira Knightley, Ralph Fiennes, a historical drama on the duchess of Devonshire.

Basically, this is as boring as it sounds. If Keira Knightley doesn’t get naked then you’d be better off watching that guy on the Discovery Channel fight off wild animals whilst he eats bugs. If she does get naked, then it might be worth sitting through 45 minutes of British pompous Tori Amos hair dialog. You need to weigh your options. Granted, she’s hot. But also granted, she has the body of my gym partner Joel. He’s about 75 pounds soaking wet, but I’ve never weighed him soaking wet so I’m basing it all on hearsay.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:00 am |

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