November 21, 2007

Trailers: Teeth

Some horror movie about a girl’s haunted vagina.

Whoever came up with this idea is either the sickest person alive or a staunch feminist. She probably walks around in her hemp socks, talking about Hendrix, and acid, and how she had sex with Jim Morrison on acid. And she hates Bush, but loves tofu, and lesbian porn. And she isn’t embarrassed when she farts in public. And she dances at the beginning of her talk show. And then in the middle of her talk show she shoots out koosh balls. Oh, and she also comes up with some movie where a girl’s vagina eats her doctor. She also hates Melissa Etheridge music but likes her as a person.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:18 am |

One Response to “Teeth”

  1. On 01/18/08 11:23 AM, A TRAILER PARK » Friday Films said:

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