January 29, 2008

Trailers: Spiral

A reclusive guy that likes to sketch portraits makes a friend with a co-worker. When he starts to sketch her, voices from his past turn him into a crazy person. Joel Moore, Amber Tamblyn, Zachary Levi, Tricia Helfer, a thriller.

I hate movies where they use editing wizardry to fast forward through all the camera moves, or pans as we say in the biz. This looks like Tony Scott directed it, even though Tony Scott wouldn’t be caught dead directing anything low budget. And Denzel Washington isn’t in it, so he definitely had no say in the making. The main actor does do a good job of playing a creepy nerd which I’m guessing isn’t too far of a stretch, and it looks like Amber Tamblyn may get all nudified. So it’s not a total loss, it’s just reallllllly close to a total loss.

Written by atrailerpark at 11:00 am |

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