November 29, 2007

Trailers: Rambo

A new trailer for the next installment in the Sylvester Stallone series. The first trailer can be seen here.

If I was a General in the military, I’d want all my soldiers to be like Rambo. I’d have a militia of vigilantes aimlessly killing anything that was the color of the caramels in my candy dish. What’s a prisoner? You can’t kill a prisoner with that ninja neck twisty thing in the shadows. You have to feed them, and take them to go poop, and play cards with them, and listen to them play the harmonica. That’s what Barney did for Otis on the Andy Griffith Show. They should have ninja neck twistyed him a long time ago.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:32 am |

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