December 27, 2007

Trailers: Quiet City

Some girl from the south moves to New York and falls in love with some random dude on the subway.

This looks like the most boring romance movie of all time and I’ve seen almost everything Kate Hudson has done. To punch this up, they should have met in a Subway restaurant instead of the subway. They could have had product placement and fed the crew with Bacon-Ranch-and Swisses. Jared could have done a cameo where he plays the creepy guy at Table 3 who eats Turkey on Wheat, hold the cheese. They could have shared a meatball sub and reenacted ‘Lady and the Tramp.’ I have more ideas but they all continue to involve sub sandwiches.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:00 am |

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