December 20, 2007

Trailers: Paranoid Park

A Gus Van Sant drama about skateboarders involved in the death of a security guard.

Is it really that hard to believe that snot nosed skate boarders would kill a security guard? A security guard, mind you, that probably makes just enough to get by and has to pay alimony for his two precious daughters. While these skate board kids break the law terrorizing old ladies with their wipsy turvy tricks as they break into cars and watch Cinemax movies after their parents go to bed. God forbid a skate boarder gets put into juvenile hall. What would we do if they weren’t around to make another pathetic punk rock band that speaks on such eloquent prose such as love and loss and how high school sucked?

Written by atrailerpark at 9:05 am |

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