November 28, 2007

Trailers: Outlaw

Bob Hoskins, Boromir from Lord of the Rings and others in some shoot’em up movie.

In 1988, Bob Hoskins was awesome. He battled Judge Doom and burned up evil toons, and got laid at every comic book convention there was. Now he’s acting in another gun fighting British action movie and can’t even get blown by the fat pizza delivery girl who brings him an extra large cheese and avocado pizza every Tuesday night. And I’ve seen that girl, she looks like Baby Herman with a botched boob job.

Written by atrailerpark at 11:46 am |

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