Jodie Foster, Abigail Breslin, Gerard Butler, a fantasy adventure where a reclusive author saves a young girl on a deserted island.
E gads. This is like douchey Indiana Jones. If I was stranded on an island, the last person I would want to come to my rescue would be a hippie feminist writer who has never left her apartment. The pen may be mightier than the sword when you’re writing a manifesto to your school newspaper under an assumed name about the corruption of your state agency, but native indians and a tornado could use their spears and magic rain to make your pen obsolete in war time battle. Although, it is assumed that Jodie Foster’s character does not know how to turn that pen into some projectile that slashes through jugulars with breakneck delivery. I’d believe that.