December 11, 2007

Trailers: Jumper

The international trailer for the Doug Liman sci-fi thriller starring Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, and Rachel Bilson. The first trailer is here.

To sum this up, a cocky version of Nightcrawler from the X-Men uses his powers to steal cars and get to the refrigerator 3 seconds faster. He dates Rachel Bilson who gets caught up in his web of mutant lies and his nemesis is homo Samuel L. Jackson. Although Nightcrawler isn’t my favorite X-Man, I don’t want the guy that tainted Anakin Skywalker to ruin anymore of my childhood fantasies. I hear he just started dating Jessica Rabbit and wearing those new LA Gear high-tops that are all the rage in, ironically, LA. I hate you Hayden Christensen.

Written by atrailerpark at 1:06 pm |

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