Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, John Rhys-Davies, Leelee Sobieski in an adventure by the infamous Uwe Boll.
If anyone wants to see a watered down version of 300 with bad cinematography, then I would like you to come over to my house so I can slap you with the giant novelty fist that I have in my imagination. Then I will use said giant novelty fist to pick up my giant novelty hypnotizing watch, to put you in a trance where you push the director of this movie into a giant novelty vat of boiling spaghetti sauce. You tell him it’s acid though.