December 21, 2007

Trailers: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

The sequel to the fantasy, about some devil-spawn that turns into a crime fighter. Starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Jeffrey Tambor, directed by Guillermo del Toro.

Every time Ron Perlman goes to bed, and begins to pray to God or L. Ron Hubbard, he has to thank makeup artists for being in his life. Because without makeup artists and fake hair and prosthetics to cover up his giant rapist face, then he wouldn’t be the star that he is today. Granted, he is only a star from playing monsters, but what do you expect from the guy that played Beast on that creepy ‘Beauty and the Beast’ TV show with the lady that was in Terminator. I remember watching that show as a child, and wondering why Beast looked nothing like an animal that could stand upright and complete coherent sentences. To me, he looked like a human with fake hair all over his face and cerebral palsy. It all came together later in life.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:01 am |

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