December 6, 2007

Trailers: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

The restricted trailer for the sequel comedy. By restricted, we mean there is cussing, and butts, and a cyclops. The first trailer can be seen here.

Remember the first time you saw Harold & Kumar and you thought “wow this is the stupidest movie I’ve ever seen”. And then you got high with the rugby player who lived on the 2nd floor of your dorm and always got laid by sorority girls and he said “let’s watch Harold & Kumar because that movie is funny as shit when you’re HIGH”. And it sucked just as much as it did the first time you saw it, but you didn’t tell him that because you were too busy pooping from eating too many Sonic burritos. Then, remember 4 years later when they came out with a sequel with the same two jackoff ethnic guys and Doogie Howser and you were like “I’ll just watch the trailer and see if this one is any better.” And then you had an aneurysm because your brain couldn’t take it anymore, but luckily when you woke up the Quicktime video of two guys screwing a horse had just finished downloading and your mom had made you a bologna sandwich with the crusts cut off, so you felt better about yourself. Don’t you just love how that little piece of bologna starts to look like a boob when you microwave it - boobs are cool.

Written by atrailerpark at 3:29 pm |

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