November 27, 2007

Trailers: Goodbye Bafana

Joseph Fiennes, Dennis Haysbert, a film based on the memoirs of Nelson Mandela’s prison guard.

For the four of you that read this website, it is rare when I come out and say that you shouldn’t see this movie, but I’m saying don’t see this movie. Did it strike you funny seeing how a prison guard and a great soon-to-be world leader become friends and the guard does nothing to even attempt his escape? Well Wikipedia the book and you will find out that the author-prison guard is a liar and faked a friendship in the book to make money off Mandela’s name. See, your instincts are good. Except for that time you left your dog Luigi in the car when you had to buy some ointment for your rash at Costco but the line was too long and when you came back Luigi was dead and you had to tell your 7 year old that you gave him to some farmer so he could roam free even though you have a giant back yard. Your kid is gonna be addicted to meth because of that.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:54 am |

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