January 14, 2008

Trailers: Diary of the Dead

A group of film students run into zombies while filming a horror movie. A horror film directed by George A. Romero.

Listen, I’m like any other red blooded American male. I like potatoes and meat, women, not-fat women, football, and America. I also like zombies. But cut me a freaking break with another crappy movie about them. Can we at least give zombies a rest for 6 months? Do a werewolf movie or a ninja movie. Hell, do a viking movie for all I care. It’s getting pathetic. On another note, mad props to director George A. Romero for whoring himself out at the beginning of the trailer. “Blah, blah, if you make a short film that scares me, I’ll put it in the DVD of this movie.” Whoever is reading this, I hope you win. You, and your mom, and your friend (if you have one) will be so proud. Nobody else cares.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:00 am |

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