October 30, 2007

Trailers: Awake

Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard, a thriller.

You have to really give it to the director in this one. He was the first to realize that Hayden Christensen couldn’t act, yet can still draw a crowd. So he cast him as a guy who sits unconscious on a gurney while his character does voice overs. He also cast Jessica Alba as the girl who shows her naked back a lot. I think we have the next Orson Welles, folks.

Written by atrailerpark at 9:44 am |

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