Happy almost-your-birthday Jesus. What do you get the holy ghost who has everything? I’d say a tie as a joke. Or maybe the head of a horse if I’m pissed at Him. If I had to watch a movie with Him though, It would definitely be ‘Christmas Vacation.’ Since I’m saving that trailer for tomorrow, it would have to be ‘A Christmas Story’ instead. Later tonight you’re going to get sick of it anyway since your sister’s kid likes to watch it 6 times straight and it’s a felony to hit him.