November 1, 2007

Trailers: Beowulf

Angelina Jolie, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, John Malkovich, a Robert Zemeckis directed CGI take on the classic tale.

Since this is the “Red Band Trailer,” I’ll say that you shouldn’t watch this at work. I don’t agree since all it is is fighting and drawings of a naked Angelia Jolie with a tail. If I was your boss, I wouldn’t fire you for that. I also wouldn’t invite you to my son’s Christmas pageant. So you win twice.

Written by atrailerpark at 11:23 am |

One Response to “Beowulf”

  1. On 11/16/07 12:01 PM, A TRAILER PARK » Film Openings said:

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