Based on a novel, a 16-year-old girl keeps a diary about he teenage life. A comedy/drama.
This is a Nickelodeon movie. Yes, Nickelodeon, the kid’s channel. Not Nickelodeons, the old timey movie theaters. Some idiot in a suit needs to get fired for greenlighting this. A bunch of idiots in suits need to get fired for this. While you’re at it, fire everyone at Nickelodeon excluding Marc Summers and Donkey Lips. They wouldn’t have greenlit a kids movie about thongs and kissing.
Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Common, Hugh Laurie. A crime/drama where a cop is implicated for killing another officer, and he is forced to go against the other officers.
15 seconds into this, you’re wondering why someone would ruin such a great film as ‘Training Day.’ Well wonder no longer. That guy is David Ayer, the writer behind said ‘Training Day.’ On IMDb it says that his movies often involve the LAPD. Whoah!
Based on the true story of a suburban housewife who kept a girl in her basement during the 1960’s. A drama with Catherine Keener, Ellen Page, James Franco, Bradley Whitford.
I thought it was alright to lock kids in the basement in the ’60s. You could basically do anything short of, well I’m drawing a blank right now. Ellen Page should get locked in the basement for that haircut. Heyoooo. I’m so mean.
A metermaid has an adverse reaction to his medication and now thinks he’s a superhero. A comedy/drama. Michael Rapaport, Josh Peck (that fat kid from ‘Drake and Josh.’)
Holy crap, this looks awesome! I always thought Michael Rapaport was a great actor until he did that dreadful ‘The War At Home,’ and hopefully now he’s come to his senses. Granted, this movie came out in the UK in 2006 and no one in America will probably ever see it, which means it doesn’t matter.
A husband and wife are placed in witness protection after seeing something they weren’t meant to see. A hitman then begins to follow them. A drama thriller. Diane Lane, Thomas Jane, Mickey Rourke, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Johnny Knoxville.
Doesn’t look half bad. I’m talking about the movie, not Mickey Rourke’s face. I know, I know. It’s cliche’ to make fun of Mickey Rourke’s appearance, but he looks like a cheese grater came to life and had an issue with something Mickey Rourke said.
Vivica A. Fox, Louis Gossett Jr., some other people. A crime drama where a homemaker becomes a suspect in a murder. Then she finds out her husband has been leading a double life.
I’m sure you already knew this was going to suck since Vivica A. Fox is in it. This isn’t Lifetime worthy. This isn’t even BET worthy, and they show ‘In Living Color.’ It’s like if Tyler Perry used guns frequently and the transvestite he dresses as was at some cake convention the whole movie.
Chris Cooper, Rachel McAdams, Pierce Brosnan, Patricia Clarkson. A crime drama based in the 40’s where a cheating man plots his wife’s death so he won’t have to get a divorce.
I’m surprised this movie looks as good as it does. Most films based in the 40’s, excluding ‘Back to the Future,’ are boring or too slapstick to be anything enjoyable. This treads the line pretty well with film noir, comedy, and crime. I’ll forgive Rachel McAdams for trying to dye her hair like Storm from the X-Men. I wanted her to dress like Wonder Woman. I guess we got our wires crossed.
Ryan Reynolds, Emily Mortimer, Stuart Townsend, Sarah Chalke. A comedy drama where an overly obsessive organizer’s life changes and fate forces him to expect the unexpected.
I’ve always liked Ryan Reynolds in movies. I’ve never been much for the actual movies he’s been in though. This looks like it might be a winner though since it kind of resembles ‘Stranger Than Fiction’ in every way possible. Irregardless, keep up the good work Ryan Reynolds. There’s a star out of you yet.
An indie comedy drama road trip movie.
I hate trailers that flaunt all the film festivals they’ve been accepted to. It’s not like it’s hard getting into them. All you need is a movie, money to pay the entrance fee, and some idiot to write the application. The only festival that’s worth a crap is Sundance and I didn’t see that one on the list. Film festivals aren’t even cool festivals if you lump them together with other types of festivals. There’s no clowns or giant fried twinkies or hordes of redneck people. It’s just a giant group of jaded movie critics who dress like Bono. Bono probably loveddddd ‘Juno.’
Uma Thurman, Evan Rachel Wood, a drama where a housewife begins to question her perfect life on the 15th anniversary of a high school shooting of her best friend.
Ah, another one of those “caged bird with the seemingly perfect life needs to see the world because she feels like it” entitlement movies. Well boo hoo Uma Thurman. You shouldn’t have gotten knocked up. Now you have kids and a mortgage and you have to tell your husband you have a headache when he wants to do it. Go touring with the Stones in your mind time machine of gin and Virginia Slims.