Jason Biggs, Isla Fisher, a comedy where a guy asks a random waitress to marry him. Directed by Michael Ian Black, the title has been apparently changed.
Has Jason Biggs ever been in a movie where he doesn’t play the bumbling jew? Wait. Is he jewish? Either way, if I was jewish, I would disown him. Since I’m not jewish, I’m going to go spend my money freely and resort to blanket stereotypes.
A comedy about Bruce Campbell, directed by Bruce Campbell, and starring Bruce Campbell.
If you don’t know who Bruce Campbell is, then you probably live a successful life as a banker and wear fancy suits and date really pretty blondes who also don’t know who Bruce Campbell is. I know who Bruce Campbell is, so color me impressive. Luckily, I’m not a die hard Bruce Campbell fan because people like that are fat and wear giant black t-shirts and live at home with their divorced mother. They also would think a movie like this is going to be the best thing ever. Congratulations on having a terrible taste in movies. Also congrats on fitting in to your XL Linkin Park shirt. You’re living the dream.
The latest trailer from the Disney Pixar clan, about a robot. Another trailer can be seen here.
Again, I have no want or need to see this film. It looks really boring, and robots will one day rip off our arms and play croquet with them so they won’t be so cute for long. Not Number 5 from ‘Short Circuit.’ He’s friendly and will help is in the robot resistance of 2072.
The updated trailer for the Roland Emmerich epic set in the prehistoric era. First trailer here.
I always dreamt of seeing a sabertooth tiger in a movie. My wish has come true since there’s nothing I like better than dreadful CGI.
Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, an action film where a superhero falls down on his luck.
For some reason, the directors of this movie decided to cast Will Smith as a Jimmie Walker look-a-like who can fly when square headed Jew kids slap him and has the ability to throw whales at large yachts. Unfortunately for Will Smith, Florida Evans wasn’t there to backhand him when he decided to throw his career in the toilet and make this film.
The hot reclusive girl in high school gets invited to a party, and people start dieing. A horror movie.
Granted, this ‘Mandy Lane’ character does look rather attractive enough to produce mass killings on her behalf, but I don’t think she’s hot enough for this to not go straight to video.
Dennis Quaid, Forest Whitaker, Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Matthew Fox, a thriller where the attempted assassination of the president is viewed from 5 vantage points.
Apparently President William Hurt didn’t think it would be prudent to tell his secret service agents that he was faking his death. This reminds me of when the liberals faked JFK’s death. You have to hand it to them though. The guts looked real and he plays a mean game of hide and seek.
Kate Beckinsale, Sam Rockwell, Nicky Katt, a drama involving love and kidnapping in a small town.
Excluding the fact that the kid from ‘Sky High’ and ‘Man in the Chair’ probably doesn’t need to be in this, Snow Angels looks like it’s going to be a great movie. I was in band camp too, so I know the pain and discomfort it can cause.
The trailer-trailer for the Batman sequel The Dark Knight is here. Click on The Joker’s face and it will direct you to geek heaven. You may never have a serious relationship with a girl, but you’ll always have Batman. Unless they kill him off like they did Captain America.
Trailers: The Dark KnightHere’s the infamous Batman prologue only being shown on IMAX theaters. Watch it quick.
This is rumored to be the first 6 or 7 minutes of the sequel to Batman Begins starring Christian Bale, the others, Heath Ledger as the Joker, and Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent. So far they have no plans to release it online, and the only way you can see it is if you watch I Am Legend at an IMAX theater.