A drama in Spanish, with no subtitles.
I took Spanish for three years in high school, and all I got out of it was that they talk fast. Also, there’s boobs in this trailer so I wouldn’t watch it at work. Unless you work in Spain, since apparently it’s cool to walk around with your boobs out in movie trailers.
A documentary on a criminal lawyer who has defended 11 of the world’s worst terrorists.
The title has all the makings of a great horror film, but it’s just some old, boring French man talking. Maybe there’s candy in his pocket.
Norah Jones, Jude Law, a romance.
Norah Jones is one of those people you hate. She’s kind of hot, she can sing, she can play the piano, she can apparently act, I bet she once resuscitated a drowning puppy, and she probably poops strawberry yogurt. Fat free of course.
Jeff Bridges, Ted Danson, Joe Pantoliano, Patrick Fugit, Lauren Graham, Jeanne Tripplehorn, a comedy about porn.
I bet that if you decided to make a real amateur porn, you could probably talk the actual Joe Pantoliano into being in it. He’s been in every other movie anyway.
The international trailer for the thriller, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Sacha Baron Cohen, Alan Rickman, a crime thriller by Tim Burton.
Tim Burton appears to be fooling the international audience into thinking this film is not a musical, and therefore making it out to be way more awesome than it actually is. But don’t let Tim Burton fool you. There is dancing and singing, which can be seen here.
The sequel to some white people that learn how to hip-hop dance.
For those of us unfortunate enough to have missed the first one, this is our second chance.
An adventure film from the guy that made Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow.
If this trailer doesn’t make you want to watch Snuffleupagus on Sesame Street, then the terrorists win.
John Cusack, Amanda Peet, some boy, Joan Cusack, a drama.
The touching portrayal of a young boy that everyone will take pleasure in beating up.
Will Smith, a dog, vampires, the much anticipated sci-fi film.
It would suck if you were the actual Will Smith and were the last person on earth. Think about it. Sitting there reminiscing about Carlton dancing and how your only successes have been buddy cop flicks.
Things We Lost in the Fire
Reservation Road
Gone Baby Gone*
The Comebacks
Wristcutters: A Love Story
*denotes A Trailer Park Pick
