Happy Halloween from everyone at A Trailer Park. Enjoy this classic trailer for The Monster Squad.
Doesn’t one of the kids in The Monster Squad look like Andy Milonakis? And the other one looks like Buster Poindexter ie. David Johansen from The New York Dolls.
The international trailer for the Bob Dylan biopic. Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett.
Wow, that had no point to it, except to show that Bob Dylan’s a rebel and can waste trees and litter.
The other better one can be seen here.
The sequel to that White Castle movie, Harold, Kumar, Neil Patrick Harris, a comedy.
What does this movie say about the times we live in? Where a movie with a premise as stupid as two guys going to a fast food restaurant, and the hi-jinx that ensue, can have enough of a following to produce a sequel.
A documentary about sharks.
At one point in this trailer, the voice over guy says “the one animal that we fear the most, is the one we can’t live without.” I imagine he’s talking about sharks here. Although I am not a licensed scientist yet, yet, I have to disagree. They don’t have feet, so I never really come into contact with sharks as much as, say, snakes or caged german shepherds. And I’ve never really consciously thought what the world would be like without sharks, but I’m sure some hippies with graduate degrees will make up some story of how fish will overpopulate and mutate into giant fish that only eat cute human babies, and spare the ugly ones. And we can’t have that now, can we?
Not to beat a dead “water horse” to death (see previous post), but Halloween is tomorrow. And if Redneck Zombies or Ernest Scared Stupid is all checked out at your local rental establishment, then here is another option.
Don Knotts can do no wrong.
Emily Watson, that kid from Millions, a fantasy adventure.
I hope kids will watch this movie and think they can befriend the Loch Ness Monster. Then, while they’re on vacation, and their mom is churning butter or whatever the crap Scottish people do, they will stick their hand out to pet said Loch Ness Monster, and then it will rip their arm off and eat it. And then the local news will come and be like “oh, what happened?” And you’ll be like “I thought I could pet the water horse.” And they’ll be like “it’s not a water horse, it’s a monster.” And you’ll be like “oh, well that movie was wrong.” And then you’ll die of blood loss because you wanted your 15 seconds of fame instead of medical attention.
Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard, a thriller.
You have to really give it to the director in this one. He was the first to realize that Hayden Christensen couldn’t act, yet can still draw a crowd. So he cast him as a guy who sits unconscious on a gurney while his character does voice overs. He also cast Jessica Alba as the girl who shows her naked back a lot. I think we have the next Orson Welles, folks.
A biography on famed comedian Charles Nelson Reilly.
Charles Nelson Reilly is awesome. Let’s just get that out of the way before we continue. But a question that needs to be asked is, Was Charles Nelson Reilly awesome when he was on TV all the time and you just wanted him to turn it down a notch so you could watch your game shows in peace? Well, I’m not in my mid 70’s, so you’ll need to ask your grandmother that question. But I would imagine she would give the same response that you would give if someone asked you about Andy Dick.
Ryan Phillippe, some girl, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Channing Tatum, a war drama.
Although this looks like a decent film, one has to conclude that it is going to suck since Ryan Phillippe is in it. Also, whoever taught him that spot-on southern accent should find another career that doesn’t involve giving actors stupid dialect advice.
Scratching your head over the perfect Halloween costume? Terrified that you can’t find the one film to rent that encapsulates everything great about this particular holiday for your child’s boyscout meeting? Well look no further.
Warning: None of the employees of A Trailer Park have ever actually seen this film, so we don’t know if it’s good or not. But it’s probably not.